Th' Archives

You can check out a selection of my Fiction, Non-Fiction Articles, or Obscuria.

Non-Fiction

"Chris Wilcha Shooting Match"

Wilcha (who made the documentary The Target Shoots First) and I discuss surviving exposure to the mainstream, negotiating corporate involvement, and selling rebellion.

"Objects of My Asian Affectation"

Where's the line between respectable cultural curiosity, geeky fandom, and creepy fetishism? I sure don't know. Instead, I reveal a bunch of eastern artifacts found in my bedroom and let the reader decide if I'm a commentator or commodifier.

"Moose Hunting"

A comic collaboration with illustrator Salgood Sam, it documents the destructive behaviour of a populace faced with bad art. Who says the public has no taste?

"Stay In Your Homes"

Sick of people who casually sample countries like they're at a buffet, and then complain about it later? Me too, and I'm one of them.

"Fuck Quirky: Zines are Dead, Long Live Zines"

Written for the fabulous artzine Lola, it's about the impact (or lack thereof) of mainstream media on the underground press. Read it here, or, even better, get a copy of Lola by e-mailing the editors.

"Playing Revolution"

My coverage of the August 1998 Active Resistance gathering in Toronto. Find out why the most creative and interesting political stuff is coming out of the anarchist scene.

Freighthopping Follies 96-98

Every year I try to hop a freight. Every year I get a little wiser. Or is that dirtier? Decide for yourself...

"Cyclists' Sacrament"

Critical Mass, a big bike ride during rush hour, can be more than an activist demonstration -- it can redraw the boundries for the urban tribes.

"Do-It-Yourself Screenwriting"

Slutsky and I like to write screenplays every so often, and this Punk Planet article came about as a result of our hobby. Our first one was about how a group of NeoVictorian youngsters have their worst nightmare come true as their way of life becomes a trend. Click here for a list of the Slackwater characters and what they'd be likely to have in their pockets.

"Do-It-Yourself Zine Fair"

I did a zine fair, showcasing independent publications, now you can too. Includes counterpoints from zine fair throwers across the continent!

"Ask Us About Anarchist-Retail Opportunities!"

Selling punk records, books and zines without bosses or employees, this non-profit store is more important than a dozen academic critiques of capitalism.

"Why I'm a Cheap Bastard"

A rationale for this unpopular but ultimately more free way of life.

"Students Give Teachers a Failing Grade"

The Alternative Economics Committee at the University of Victoria confronted fatal abstractions in economics, and I was there to see the egos get bruised.

"The McLibel Two: Culture Jammers of the Year"

Interviews with the two corporate crimefighters who shoved the crap back in McD's face -- using the legal system.

"A Jolt of Reality"

Who's paying for your coffee? Includes an embarrassing interview with the Second Cup CEO and an alternative to drinking the blood of the brown man.

"Thinkin Bout the Payback"

When you've been born with unfair advantages in an unfair world, what's a poor straight white boy to do?

Obscuria

"Dental Implants and How Scary They Are"

I interview a dentist, a hygenist, and a secretary about the lack of sensitivity in dental implant advertising.

My Space Is the Place

An interview with a piece of graffitti, a garage owner and a person with a funny name. Warning: banter ahead!

The Disease of Novelism

Being an indictment of extended works of fancy and untruths, viewed in an historical continuum. (This pre-millenial post-satirical artifact came out, coincidentally, almost immediately after I completed Flyboy.)

yes we have hemp ties!

The small book of observations I wrote after my year on the left coast. Ah, Vancouver. So rainy. So overrated.

Fiction

"23 Bay 23 Bay 23 Bay"

A fairly autobiographical account of the search for Lower Bay Station of legend... and the secrets behind those mystifying subway codes.

Three Guys

A short zine with three even shorter character-based stories. Absolutely no dialogue, guaranteed!

"Promise Me the Moon and the Stars"

A near-future story about the final billboard.

"Counter Display"

A variety store purchase gone horribly awry.

"Afterimage"

You can escape the flesh, but not your own ghosts...

"Marked"

A father deals with his daughter's "DAD" tattoo, which emits small holographic angels when tapped.

"Bugkilla 48"

The synergy between media and war has never tasted as good as it does in this s-f tale of genocide-as-usual. Apologies to Jetsons fans.

"Counting Coup"

The war between the Romans and the Celts never ended, it just went underground.